“I love Kate and Cleary like my cat loves hunting for mice. And my cat really really really loves hunting for mice.”

— Ann Kennedy, current cat mom/ former horse girl

“NY fashion week meets midwestern frat party.”

— Liz Condon, friend ‘til the end

“St. Paul’s hottest event of the summer is Kate & Cleary’s wedding. It will have everything. There will be a La Croix fountain, a napping station that doubles as a photobooth, and a dog that does a very relatable Jennifer Lawrence impression. All the A-listers will not want to miss K8isagamer & Cleary vow to share snacks for eternity. Be there or be somewhere that is less hot.”

— Luke Horsager impersonating Stefon from SNL. None of this is true.

“I have never been more confused by a couple in my life, but Brandon and Kate are a true testament that couples attract.

It’s like Larry the Cable Guy meets Beyonce.”

— Jake Dahl, poet laureate

“It’s good to be loved. It’s profound to be understood.”

— Luke Horsager (again ugh) quoting Ellen DeGeneres quoting Portia de Rossi

“Kate and Cleary, those high school sweethearts…wait, are they technically high school sweethearts?

…I’m not sure, but they’re the sweetest of sweethearts all the same.”

— Alex Oster. AKA Oster. AKA Alex

“10/10 would couple again.”

— Melanie & Jason Hawkins, squirrel friends 4 life

“Giving away a beautiful daughter and gaining a terrific son in law. So happy for this beautiful couple that continues to inspire me with their love of each other and life.”

— Anne Mack, momma of the bride

“Love is patient, so is Kate. I’m glad she’s marrying Brandon, I think it’s great! #madeforeachother”

— Kris Cleary, mom to Brandon <3

“babble babble blows raspberry screech!”

— Flynn Hawkins, 6-months old

“I hope to find the Brandon to my Kate someday. Their love is patient, forgiving, and accepting. Someone who looks at me on my worst days and still not only chooses me, but would do anything to make that day brighter. Cheers to the perfect duo that balances each other. #PEMDAS”

— Morgan Cleary, sister of the groom and world’s biggest sweetheart <3

“This wedding will be a whose who of Kate and Brandon’s loved ones.”

— Astute observation from Matthew Kile, long-time bunk mate to the groom

“Went sober, left drunk.”

— You

“Kate and Cleary are the high school sweethearts power couple.”

— Seth Young inadvertently answering Alex Oster’s question

“As Vivienne Westwood once said ‘Fashion is life-enhancing and, like everything that gives pleasure, it is worth doing well.’ We can't wait to see what finery the bride and groom will be sporting on their wedding day!”

— Marissa Munar, semi-pro wallet finder